Merry Christmas Commander Plaza,

Why are you sitting on that T.V.? Get up off of there (insert what you really need to get up off).

I'm glad that recent events have let you to embrace Christmas in a way you never had before. Probably in a way you never thought you would, but there you go. Unforeseen things lead to strange changes. I admit.

Let me guess, did you start by asking her what time it was, and then work your way up to the date? Sit back, enjoy, and watch the master.

Really though, it's great. I couldn't be happier for you. I could only be happier if it was me instead of you.

Still, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.

Something for the Blunted just came on the player. Onward Commander.