Merry Christmas Jamie,

I'm only hoping that you are from Australia. The picture on the cover is a little lame, but you know.

Even though you claim to lie for fun, your site seems to be on the brutally honest tip.

I guess you deserve the card more than anyone, since it is your sign-off.

I think I've read most of your site, but I still need to get back into the rest of the archives. It is always good for those times when I want to read thing like "disembowel them with a rusty spoon." Can't go wrong with stuff like that.

Anyway, I wish you the happiest of holidays.

Merry Christmas