Merry Christmas,

Even though you are some kind of pagan, I still think there is hope for you to be saved.

I'm glad those police stopped you before you could carry out your grinch-like plan to destroy Christmas for the rest of us.

So, after the GRE this Saturday we should go out drinking to kick off your holiday season. Or maybe something else.

Remember what Elvis says, "I'll have a blue Christmas without you." Also, "Don't throw the lights and cameras."

Still Merry Christmas, or barring that, a Happy New Year.