Welcome to getupoffmynuttster

What you do is fill out this simple form. The result will be a little card for you to carry around. When you aren't sure if someone should get up off your nutts, simply present the card. If you match up, great, if not, tell them to Get Up Off Your Nutts.

Remember it isn't a test. The trait ratios are meant to show who you are.

Cut out the card and laminate it. Or don't. Whatever. Get Up Off My Nutts.

Check all that apply.

Name
Sex Male: Female:
Age
Looking For
Sex Male: Female:
Age
I Like
Reading
Writing
Working on the computer
Money
Talking
Eating
Drinking
Running
Movies
Working out
The outdoors
Politics
Jokes
Surprizes
Art
Learning
Coffee
Early mornings
Dancing
Parties
In the Bedroom
Standard Freaky
Getting oral
Giving Oral
Missionary
Doggy Style
Girl (or other for same sex partners) on top
Dirty Talk
Public Places
One night stands
Unusual positions
Anal
Watersports
Scat play
Hot wax
Spanking
Pain more than spanking
Bondage
Fisting
Multiple Partners
Water torture
Piercing
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Traits
Bedroom Standard:
Bedroom Freaky:
If you do not closely match these characteristics,

Get Up Off My Nutts.

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